“Unofficial” Press Secretary Report
Tasha Aramata – 2101.07.19
It is at this time that SI Radio would like to put an end to any rumors that its Director Quivering Palm’s extended absence is due to his entry into a drug rehabilitation program. Rumors of Quivering Palm being seen gallivanting about Lisbon and other western European cities arm in arm with surgically enhanced strippers while intoxicated beyond belief is plain false. That the most recent rumors that Quivering Palm has failed to pay bills due to spending all his Euros on drugs and women, and has been recently evicted from his penthouse in Greece is a travesty and slanderous!
I can assure you that his absence from the confines of internet spaceships and radio broadcasting was a planned part of the summer hiatus that has been previously reported.
It is the position of SI Radio and Quiver Palm not to comment on these or future rumors.
Thanks for tuning in…
~Tasha
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#1 by Quivering Palm on July 22, 2010 - 21:21
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