How to make an ISK cookie off Planetary interaction:

1. Get three Battleship-hulled ships.
2. Crash each one into a different planet.
3. Wait a few hundred years for each to develop into starfairing populations.
4. Using strategically inserted government officials in each government, establish first contact between them, then spark a giant war.
5. Get the population of each planet committed to destruction of the other two.
6. As they launch ships to attack the other planets, use a Rorqual to tractor the ships into the maintenance bay while sending back canned holoreel footage of epic space battles.
7. Haul the ships to Jita.
8. Profit!


Limmerick:
There once was a man in a pod
who felt like being a god.
So he took out a ship, 
and nipped out for a bit, 
and completely raped the land of a peaceful planet because he could. od.